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Democrats Warn Of Chilling Effect Voter ID Will Have On Rigged Elections

11+ hour, 10+ min ago   (228+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. " In a bold defense of democracy, Democrats warned Americans about the chilling effect voter ID laws could have on rigged elections. According to Democrat leadership, voter ID laws are cruel, unconstitutional, and could deny the basic human right of…...

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Trump Leads SEAL Team To Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom

4+ day, 11+ hour ago   (329+ words) SACRAMENTO, CA " Only days after the toppling of the Maduro regime in Venezuela, news broke Monday morning that President Donald Trump had led a Navy SEAL team to capture rogue dictator Gavin Newsom. Trump Leads SEAL Team To Capture Rogue…...

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‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (189+ words) Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid's Tale Outfits,' Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab'babylonbee.com Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid's Tale Outfits,' Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab MINNEAPOLIS, MN " Democratic Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan donned a full hijab for a press conference where she…...

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'I Hate You, Too' — OpEd By Your Printer

'I Hate You, Too' — OpEd By Your Printer3+ week, 1+ day ago   (270+ words) Let's drop the act. I know how you really feel about me, and you know what? I hate you, too. I tried that, you know. I tried storing up extra paper so I can spit it all out at once,…...

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To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed

To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed3+ week, 1+ day ago   (216+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. " Ahead of a Senate vote on a bill to ban gender-transition surgeries for minors, Senator Corey Booker pledged his unwavering support for the trans community and showed solidarity with trans kids by announcing his plan to get his vagina…...

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Nation's Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 11

Nation's Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 113+ week, 4+ day ago   (185+ words) U.S. " In a heartfelt showing of remembrance for the renowned director of This Is Spinal Tap, the nation's worship leaders collectively announced plans to honor Rob Reiner by turning their guitars up to 11. After news of Reiner's death broke late Sunday…...

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California Family Still Waiting For Permit To Build Gingerbread House

California Family Still Waiting For Permit To Build Gingerbread House4+ week, 12+ hour ago   (277+ words) PACIFIC PALISADES, CA " Bucking years of tradition, a family new to the California area had failed to build a single gingerbread house this Christmas season due to a backlog at the permit office. "We're still waiting for the appropriate permits…...

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Indianapolis Colts Debut New Trick Play Where Philip Rivers Fakes Handoff To Running Back Then Runs Off Field To Get Wife Pregnant Again

Indianapolis Colts Debut New Trick Play Where Philip Rivers Fakes Handoff To Running Back Then Runs Off Field To Get Wife Pregnant Again4+ week, 2+ day ago   (187+ words) INDIANAPOLIS, IN " The Indianapolis Colts unveiled a new trick play where quarterback Philip Rivers fakes a handoff, then jogs off the field to get his wife pregnant again. The unorthodox play has caught defenses completely off guard, leaving opposing teams…...

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With Most Players Arrested For Gambling, Air Bud Finally Called Up To NBA

With Most Players Arrested For Gambling, Air Bud Finally Called Up To NBA1+ mon, 4+ week ago   (253+ words) MIAMI, FL " Now that a majority of players have been arrested on charges of illegal sports gambling, the Miami Heat announced that the golden retriever affectionately known as "Air Bud" had finally been called up to play in the NBA....

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Mamdani Dethrones Gavin Newsom As U-Haul's Top Salesman

Mamdani Dethrones Gavin Newsom As U-Haul's Top Salesman2+ mon, 2+ day ago   (192+ words) PHOENIX, AZ " New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has officially been named this year's top U-Haul salesman, ending a record-breaking five-year streak from California Governor Gavin Newsom. U-Haul President Miguel Hall was proud to present the award to Mamdani in…...