8+ hour, 4+ min ago  (234+ words) California owes a lot to Governor Gavin Newsom. So much, in fact, that it's hard to narrow down his long list of accomplishments. The Babylon Bee put together the following list of achievements to give the governor his due: Defying…...

10+ hour, 59+ min ago  (261+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA " California state and city officials gathered with residents on Thursday to celebrate the opening of a public trash can that cost just $400 billion and took only 18 years to install. The lavish ribbon-cutting ceremony in Griffith Park was…...

11+ hour, 22+ min ago  (157+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. " With the war in Iran creating both unrest in the Middle East and uncertainty in the oil industry, Democrats expressed fear that higher gas prices could affect Molotov cocktail production. Prominent Democrats warned their supporters across the United States…...

2+ day, 10+ hour ago  (258+ words) SAN FRANCISCO, CA " Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, San Francisco officials spared no expense in dyeing all the poop on the city's sidewalks green. "Wow! It's so festive!" remarked one homeless man. "I should poop on the sidewalk…...

6+ day, 6+ hour ago  (216+ words) SAN DIEGO, CA " A local protestant quarterback in a competitive amateur spring league made waves this week after throwing a beautiful Hail Christ Alone pass for the game-winning touchdown. The amateur football league is small but growing, and athletes like…...

3+ week, 3+ day ago  (173+ words) ATLANTA, GA " While speaking at the Rialto Center for the Arts as part of promotion for his new memoir, Young Man in a Hurry: A Memoir of Discovery, California Governor Gavin Newsom wowed a black audience by putting some hot…...

3+ week, 4+ day ago  (13+ words) Communists Once Again Suck At Hockey Protect yourself from the modern day gestapo!...

3+ week, 6+ day ago  (250+ words) SAN DIEGO, CA " During a routine traffic stop, a California truck driver with a valid Class A driver's license was reportedly pulled over by law enforcement and cited after officers discovered he was a legal U.S. resident. According to witnesses, the…...

3+ week, 6+ day ago  (257+ words) SACRAMENTO, CA " Governor Gavin Newsom's presidential prospects tanked sharply this week after the nation finally realized he was the guy running California. Though long considered one of the leading candidates to win the Democratic nomination in 2028, Newsom's chances took a…...

1+ mon, 1+ week ago  (306+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. " With President Trump and Republicans campaigning hard to shore up election integrity in the U.S., congressional Democrats agreed to negotiate on the issue on the condition that death certificates be added to the list of acceptable forms of voter ID. Democrats…...