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Leave It To Matt Nagy To Think Up An Even Worse Football Acronym Than Matt Eberflus
1+ day, 3+ hour ago (573+ words) Sports Mockery Leave It To Matt Nagy To Think Up An Even Worse Football Acronym Than Matt Eberflus When the Chicago Bears hired Matt Eberflus as the new head coach in 2022, lots of people were skeptical. The man, while semi-successful…...
Match Made In Heaven? Chicago Cubs Could Make Big Trade with Los Angeles Angels
1+ day, 23+ hour ago (454+ words) Ken Rosenthal and Will Sammon touched on the Cubs’ interests in the trade market, and it turns out that they might have exactly what the Angels want in return. But the Cubs, canvassing the entire market for starters, potentially could…...
Caleb Williams' 2026 Bold Predictions: MVP Odds, Stat Projections & Milestones
4+ day, 13+ hour ago (626+ words) Caleb Williams’ 2026 Bold Predictions: MVP Odds, Stat Projections & Milestones Sports Mockery Caleb Williams’ 2026 Bold Predictions: MVP Odds, Stat Projections & Milestones Football is a team game. That has remained true since its founding. However, the modern era has concentrated much of…...
First Half Chicago Cubs Biggest Losers
1+ week, 1+ day ago (392+ words) Sports Mockery First Half Chicago Cubs Biggest Losers The Chicago Cubs are ready to begin the final stretch of the 2026 regular season, and despite the injury trouble, they’re still in striking distance of winning the division. It’s taken some incredible…...
Is Caleb Wilson's Ceiling Not Being Projected High Enough? Why One Analyst Argues Yes
1+ week, 2+ day ago (500+ words) Is Caleb Wilson’s Ceiling Not Being Projected High Enough? Why One Analyst Argues Yes Sports Mockery Is Caleb Wilson’s Ceiling Not Being Projected High Enough? Why One Analyst Argues Yes Every top prospect gets a small handful of NBA comparisons…...
Why The Coby Bryant Signing Already Looks Better Before He's Played A Down
1+ week, 2+ day ago (465+ words) Why The Coby Bryant Signing Already Looks Better Before He’s Played A Down Sports Mockery Why The Coby Bryant Signing Already Looks Better Before He’s Played A Down The Chicago Bears knew they didn’t have much money to spend in…...
A Reminder That Most MLB Fans Have Pete Crow-Armstrong Derangement Syndrome
1+ week, 4+ day ago (308+ words) Unfortunately, that wasn’t enough to garner enough votes, as Crow-Armstrong finished 10th among National League outfielders in fan voting. Only the six players with the most votes moved on to the final round of voting, and then the three starters were…...
Caleb Wilson Has A Secret To His Shooting Improvement And It Makes Total Sense
1+ week, 5+ day ago (520+ words) Sports Mockery Caleb Wilson Has A Secret To His Shooting Improvement And It Makes Total Sense The narrative was set by the start of the 2026 NBA draft. Caleb Wilson was unquestionably an elite athletic talent. However, most viewed him as…...
White Sox Made the Safe Pick in Cholowsky, And It Could Be a Home Run
2+ week, 20+ hour ago (554+ words) After months of draft speculation, rumors and mock drafts, the Chicago White Sox ultimately made the expected choice, selecting Roch Cholowsky with the No. 1 overall pick. From the moment the White Sox won the draft lottery, the UCLA shortstop felt…...
MLB Network Bozo Doubles Down on Idiotic Pete Crow-Armstrong MVP Debate
2+ week, 1+ day ago (298+ words) However, this little tiff reached even higher preposterous levels on Thursday, when Amsinger doubled down on his idiotic take. But first, his list. Greg Amsinger 1st Half MVPs1. Shohei Ohtani2. Yordan Alvarez3. Junior Caminero4. James Wood5. Kyle Schwarber6. Otto Lopez7. Jordan Walker8. Miguel Vargas9. Dillon Dingler In his explanation for…...